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Post by Li Wang on Jun 18, 2011 22:57:08 GMT
Eh. I can always break his knee caps later. For now I'll let him believe he can bargain. If he gets too annoying I can just kill him on the voyage.
Oh, during the voyage, should I release Zhu Ran and explain who I am or should I bring them both to Sun Quan?
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Post by Boydie on Jun 18, 2011 22:58:27 GMT
Honestly if it was my guy doing this this and Yu didn't agree with my terms. His kneecaps would be mine and his tendons which connect his feet and legs together would be sliced to fuck. Tough love I call it. haha
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Post by Kyle on Jun 18, 2011 22:59:16 GMT
You can keep it a surprise, Derek. It's more fun that way.
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Post by Sun Quan on Jun 18, 2011 23:11:30 GMT
You're more than welcome to have all your men jump on him to mob him (He's like 60 at this point, he's old as fuck and has been living a very hard life of much drinking and much warring), and cut his feet off. I don't think Sun Quan would have a problem with Yu coming back feet-less.
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Post by Boydie on Jun 18, 2011 23:18:08 GMT
Cut his feet off?! PLEASE DO IT DEREK!!! Haha!
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Post by Li Wang on Jun 19, 2011 1:22:37 GMT
Lol that would be fun Oh! I know! I'll lop off his beard! And melt down his weapon! and then cut his feet off
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Post by Boydie on Jun 19, 2011 8:35:38 GMT
Omg cut his beard off would be brilliant!! Then glue his beard to your face to mock him! Haha!
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Post by Boydie on Jun 19, 2011 9:23:51 GMT
A real question, are you allow to mug Guan Yu of his gold?, because he has a shit load of it! Plus if Shu do go to war over the capture of Yu, should we ally ourselves with Wei and do a coordinated attack from the west and the north on Shu?
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Post by Zhang He on Jun 19, 2011 10:22:50 GMT
We dont want to fight shu! We need to fight wei, they have a huge army because of their massive turnover of gold! Exchange Guan Yu for a coordinated attack, it will be a cassius belli as they will have to attack as they agreed to the terms and if they dio not attack it gives us a cassius belli to attack them for not fulfilling the agreement. Wei will also have a cassius belli to attack us if Shu attack them as we were the masterminds behind Shu attacking them, then when they attack us it will give us a cassius belli to attack them!
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Post by Boydie on Jun 19, 2011 11:46:55 GMT
I don't care. I hate Shu with a passion FULL FUCKING STOP! We should reclaim Jing as soon as possible. We could use SSX and Liao to our advance easily for an alliance with Wei. After we gain Jing. Break the alliance with Wei can try to gain a foothold in Shou Chun.
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Post by Kyle on Jun 19, 2011 13:42:41 GMT
Actually, I'm pretty sure that Justin just wants to fight whomever, lol. Also, Guan Yu's insolence is unforgivable, or something. No but really, that guy's a dick. Edit: Also, I want his beard. Zhu Ran should get his beard.
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Post by Sun Quan on Jun 19, 2011 13:47:09 GMT
I demand both his feet and his beard.
And Lu Meng; We're attacking Shu. They have been nothing but insolent towards us, and I can not let the concealed threats and hostility go unanswered. Plus SSX is banging Zhang Liao, so that situation makes invading Wei a real bitch.
If someone wanted to go and try to convert a Wei city to Wu without my go ahead... that'd be helpful!
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Post by Kyle on Jun 19, 2011 13:49:37 GMT
You can keep/lick his feet all you want, bro. Give me the beard.
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Post by Sun Quan on Jun 19, 2011 14:25:56 GMT
I'm gonna choke you with it while I fuck you.
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Post by Kyle on Jun 19, 2011 15:45:25 GMT
Holy shit... what a magnificent, filthy bastard you are. Will you marry me and shit?
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